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WASHINGTON, D.C.- Heroism takes many forms, and in this deceptively peaceful post-post-9/11 world, a truly heroic act sometimes means stepping outside the bounds of polite society- just as the Omelet of Freedom requires the breaking of a few thousand
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50 year old Josh Cranberry, a 24 year pilot for Northwest Airlines, claims that in all his years of flying he has never seen a UFO nor anything even the least bit unusual. Despite his best efforts.
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Doctors monitoring 14 time Olympic Gold Medal winner Michael Phelps claim the world's greatest swimmer is now dangerously out of shape and is now unable to float, much less swim.
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'We vow not to disarm until every child of Palestine gets a Wii for Ramadan!
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The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy is announcing that it is now supporting Barack Obama. Not supporting him would make us look bad and even thought we are far right wing nut jobs we still like to cut una bella figura.
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Recently resurrected and reunited for a new comedy tour, aging dopers Cheech and Chong tolerated a tepid roast by a bucket brigade of washed up entertainers without once looking even mildly amused. That?s what happens when you quit pot.
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Off and on lovers Israel and Gaza are 'on' again Israel returned to Gaza three years after pulling out. That is so romantic! Israel has invaded Gaza, in an effort to completely dismantle the terrorist group/political party Hamas.
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New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile November 17, 2006 Publicist Schmoozes Wife Into Sex September 21, 2005 ANN ARBOR, MI?After calling the device 'the item single-handedly responsible for the erosion of our nation's social and
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The GOP's formidable strategy for how to oppose Barack Obama According to the Washington Post, right-wingers are angry with Obama for...not being right-wing.
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According to the Washington Post, right-wingers are angry with Obama for...not being right-wing. It seems they're upset that Obama isn't appointing the same people John McCain would have appointed if he had won.
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Nine members of an American Muslim family were removed from an AirTran flight on Thursday after comments made by two of the family members were misconstrued by other passengers.
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We know there's no way to promise that we'll never experience another year so shitty as 2008, but we can at least try to learn from our mistakes.
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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin wants you to know her knocked-up daughter and sketchy son-in-law to be are doing just fine, thank you very much.
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Alaska Governor Sarah Palin exuberantly announced to the news media last week that her virgin daughter Bristol has given birth to the second coming of Jesus Christ.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.- It began as a smattering of cases popping up in emergency rooms and doctors' offices in the Midwest and California earlier this year.
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Christmas has past and the season for real political ugliness is on in the great State of Minnesota. As usual when Democrats are narrowly edged by a Republican you can expect wacky recounts and lots of court challenges.
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To Gov. Rod Blagojevich.
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Oh, Middle East! Your byzantine, WWI-esque maze of meaningless alliances and ethnic hatreds is driving us red-blue simpletons in America crazy. Let's see...
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The former attorney general sheds a tear when he thinks of how much cash he can make on the lecture circuit.
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WASHINGTON, D.C.--Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich was disappointed to learn in a phone call from Ben Bernanke that he lacks the power to appoint Roland Burris to the U.S. Senate.
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NEW YORK-Rapper 50 Cents' two-bit crew gunned, slugged and ?rapped? their way into handcuffs in the hours after the heavily muscled superstar took center stage at Madison Square Garden, police said yesterday.
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN- Normally, this is the time when we spend three arduous days putting together an enormous end-of-year recap filled with references to crap we've already posted.
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GAZA, PALESTINE- Sensing the weight of history on his young shoulders, President Elect Barack Obama stepped into the middle of the growing crisis in Gaza on Monday and offered to buy the Middle East a Coke in order to ease tensions between Israelis
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We're big fans of Andrew Sullivan's and during the election we enjoyed nothing quite so much as his tireless effort to demand insinuating that details of Trig's birth had been covered up.
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Senator-appointee Roland Burris struggled through a press conference where the word 'taint' was spoken three times, once by Gov. Rod Blagojevich in his introduction.
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Filed under: Roland Burris, Rod Blagojevich, Burris Blagojevich, Blago, Blago Appointment, Blagojevich Appointment, Burris Appointment, Blagojevich Scandal,
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The latest research from the Department of Obvious is in. So-called 'virginity pledges' don't work. Rats! If only Bristol Palin had known sooner.
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In a New York Times op-ed today, Benny Morris, a professor of Middle Eastern history at Ben-Gurion University, tries to answer the question: Why Israel feels threatened.
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It's not just President Bush we won't have to kick around anymore -- Jan.
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It's a boy! 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to 'Tripp,' making mom Sarah a 44-year-old grandmother. Menstruating grannies are a phenomenon most commonly found in Appalachia or the ghetto. It was a busy month for the Palins.
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